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Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Youth Camp

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After several weeks of serious blog posts, I thought it would be good to lighten the mood a little with another Top 10 list.

I could imagine that a pastor’s greatest time of stress each year is when the Youth Minister takes students to youth camp. That is the inspiration behind this Top 10 list.

Top 10 Things A Pastor Doesn’t Want to Hear from the Youth Minister When Students are at Camp:

10. It could have been worse…

9. I don’t know how he got it on the bus…

8. After the smoke cleared…

7. We wanted to see how high it would bounce…

6. The church carries liability, right…?

5. It’s never done that before…

4. The band sang “Set a Fire” but we didn’t hear where…

3. I thought the tattoos were temporary…

2. Will the church reimburse for bail money?

And the number 1 thing that a pastor doesn’t want to hear from the youth minister when students are at camp…

1. You can still live a productive life with 9 toes…