Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From a Mission Trip

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Summer is the time of year for mission trips- trips across the city, the country or even across the world. And when a group of people go to far-off and strange lands, many things could go wrong and require a phone call home to explain. So whether you are a pastor, minister, deacon, or family member here are the top ten things you don’t want to hear from a mission trip.

Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear From a Mission Trip:

10. I got confused on the whole kilometers per hour to miles per hour conversion…

9. The police are way nicer back home…

8. I’m not real proficient in the language, but I’m pretty sure I didn’t say that…

Not in the budget?

Not in the budget?

 

7. You haven’t turned on the news yet, have you?

6. So the first class upgrades are not in the mission trip budget?

5. They say any publicity is good publicity…

4. I think our travel agent mistook Paris, TX for Paris, France…

3. Hypothetically, if two students get married outside the United States, would it still be legal when they got back?

2. On the flight home, I noticed that we were one person short…but I’m sure he can find his way home.

And the number one thing you don’t want to hear from a mission trip…

1. How would you define “international incident?”

 

Thanks for playing along.

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